Slaughter the Swine Terror

Reb Stevenson Meixco Guadalajara Swine Flu H1N1 Agave Tequila

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By Reb Stevenson
Swine flu: when it broke back in April, I was in the eye of the storm. The heart of the action. The centre of the burrito.
Mexico.
My group of Canadian travel journalists was calmly taken aside by a Mexican Tourist Board representative and given a debriefing that began with something to the effect of: “now don’t freak out, but…”
At that point, though, the severity of the virus hadn’t hit home. Most of my companions’ health concerns centred around treating today’s tequila hangover and acquiring tomorrow’s.
A few days later, we connected through Mexico City’s airport and – bam – the panic response kicked in. That’s what happens when one in three people are wearing surgical masks and your breathing holes are naked.

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Cougar Cruisin'

Cougars love to cruise for younger men – now they can cruise with them. The US-based Singles Travel Company just announced the first ever International Cougar Cruise, summoning older women and Cubs (men who prefer a
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mature lady). The event takes place from December 4-7, 2009 aboard Carnival’s Fun Ship Elation, leaving San Diego and visiting Ensenada, Mexico.
Despite the emphasis on young men/older women, Rich Gosse, chairman of The Society of Single Professionals, says nobody will be grilled about their age upon registration.
“If a 60-year-old man wants to date 70 or 80 year-old women, he’s welcome to come,” he laughs.
The guest of honour aboard the cruise will be Miss Cougar America (apparently Demi Moore was busy).
The trip costs from $125 US per person (double occupancy). For more information visit
www.singlestravelcompany.com or call 1-888-286-8687.
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Where the Heck is Macedonia?



I’m getting great YouTube honours for this video! As of August 26, 2009 here are the stats:

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Ooh! Ooh! Eh!

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By Reb Stevenson
The next time you hear a hot n’ heavy racket going on in the hotel room next door, don’t be surprised if you detect an “eh” amongst the “oohs.”
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According to a new survey conducted by Westin Hotels and Resorts, a great night’s sleep is more important than great sex – except to Canadians.
The survey polled 12, 500 frequent travellers in ten countries. Overall, 51 per cent reported that sleep was their top priority when checking in to a hotel, but only 48 per cent of Canadians felt that way.
“Either we have different customs, or we were more truthful than others in answering the question,” says Jean-Luc Barone, General Manager of the Westin Bayshore Vancouver.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Free Food!

Porter Airlines still provides free food to its passengers.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU Porter Air, for being the last airline in Canada to provide free food to customers. Sure, it’s just half a boring sandwich, arid Melba Toast and a wee Babybel, but it’s appreciated, as is the classy glassware.
From Toronto, Porter now flies to Ottawa, Quebec City, Montreal, Halifax, Thunder Bay, St. John’s, Boston, Chicago and New York. So if you don’t feel like blowing $8 on a roast beef wrap that looks like it’s been trampled in a stampede, consider flying Porter.

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Photo of the Day: Sunset Wake

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Normally, I turn my nose up at sunset pictures (too typical, bad eye-to-camera translation), but I couldn’t resist this dramatic sunset scene last month when I was travelling on The Clipper ferry between Victoria, B.C., Canada and Seattle,Washington, USA. The air was thick with grey storm clouds but somehow the sun managed to peek out before retiring into the horizon.

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Cheese As Entertainment

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STORY AND PHOTOS BY REB STEVENSON
You could call it the mother of all cheesy tourist attractions: Little Qualicum Cheeseworks, a place that prides itself on delivering “cheese as entertainment.”
Set against picturesque Mount Arrowsmith in the middle of Vancouver Island, B.C., the Cheeseworks is both a mecca for foodies and a destination for a simple, tasty afternoon in the country. Read More...
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The Coffee Buzz

A trip...
.When simply drinking coffee is not enough of a caffeine fix, why not partake of an entire vacation that revolves around java? Finca Rosa Blanca resort in Costa Rica is offering a three night Coffee Harvest Package this autumn. Guests will be lodged in suites overlooking the coffee fields at this lush boutique
The Coffee Harvest Package at Costa Rica
property, which was deemed one of the top 10 eco-resorts in the world by Trip Advisor. But the buzz won’t stop there: they’ll be supplied with traditional woven baskets, hats and scarves and sent out with local pickers to harvest, clean, dry and roast the beans. Then comes the “coffee cupping session” – a lesson on rating gourmet beans – and a workshop on making cappuccino, lattes and a traditional Costa Rican cup of coffee using the chorreador method. Finally, caffeine cravers will be permitted to crash a little during the Tiramisu Spa treatment: an organic coffee, clove and citrus bath soak, honey and almond body exfoliation, facial and full body massage.
The Coffee Harvest Package runs from October 1 to December 14 and costs $1398 (based on double occupancy. For more info, visit  fincarosablanca.com, or call 506-2269-9392.
And a sip...
A mug from the original Starbucks, situated near Pike Place Market in Seattle.
What is it? A Starbucks Mug
Where is it? Seattle
Describe it? Everybody and his brother is striding around with a Starbucks cup of some sort these days. Yawn. If you really want to rise above all the cappuccino commoners, you must get yourself down to Seattle’s Pike Place Market, site of the very first Starbucks, which opened in 1971. The ubiquitous green logo is conspicuously absent: this location bears the original brown insignia, harkening back to the days when they sold coffee, tea and spices to Westcoast hippies. Buying a piece of souvenir merchandise like this java vessel here might suggest that you were a fan before Starbucks “got big and sold out.”
How much? $11
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Wild, wild West

Reb Stevenson in Virginia City, Nevada.

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Former boom town is a rootin' tootin' hoot with a touch of tacky and a bonanza of colourful characters
BY REB STEVENSON
VIRGINIA CITY, NEVADA–The Ponderosa Mine is already feeling a bit cramped.
Mainly because ... um, it's a mine. And those don't come in any size but extra small. To boot, a dozen other people are crammed in it.
Then, without warning, guide Mark Lonero blows out the only candle.
"Now
that is total darkness," he declares.
I want to squeal and cling to the male next to me. Mind you, he's 7-years-old and that might set off the world's next mine disaster.
It's these very blips of gritty realism that elevate Northern Nevada's Virginia City from a tacky Old West anachronism to an absolute gem of a place – a lost world in which steam locomotives, loveable town whores and dishonest-to-goodness saloons are part of everyday life.

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Canada: Sleep Cheap

Just got wind of two AMAZING summer deals in Canada.
Vancouver's Opus Hotel is a chic, hip boutique property located in trendy Yaletown.
Boutique at Thrift Prices
Super chic
Opus Hotels sent me an email regarding a 50% off deal. Book before August 15 and you can score a room in Vancouver for $165/night or in Montreal for $119/night. Click HERE.

Smells like Savings in Toronto
Now that the interminable garbage strike has come to an end (mine still hasn’t been picked up, mind you. I might open my own raccoon zoo soon), Toronto is desperately trying to coax tourists into spending the last of their summer vacation in the big smoke. Check out
The Best of Toronto Package, which includes an overnight stay at The Sheraton Centre Toronto or Westin Harbour Castle, a top-priced ticket to a Mirvish Productions theatre performance (such as The Sound of Music), a three-course dinner at one of 14 nearby restaurants and admission to one of the following: the CN Tower, Ontario Science Centre or a Toronto Tours city bus tour. At just $149 per person, perhaps you shouldn’t turn your nose up at it.
Go to www.seetorontonow.com/summer or call 1-800-461-3333.
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Google's Latest e-Gadget

Operating on the universally accepted premise that celebrities know better, Google Maps has launched a new application that pinpoints restaurants, shops and other destinations that public figures love.
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Favorite Places tells us that Al Gore thinks we should see The Maldives before they’re submerged by rising ocean levels, Regis and Kelly recommend their own show in New York and Jean-Michel Cousteau is eschewing the great oceans in favour of Lake Itasca in Minnesota. Athletes, authors, comedians and artists also weigh in, making for a handy word-of-mouth reference point for travelers. Not to mention stalkers…
www.google.com/favoriteplaces
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The Royal Curtsey

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