Hazelmail

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It’s January. You’re sun worshipping in Mexico. Your mission is to make friends and family back at home feel as crappy as possible.
You need the right postcard.
No faded pic of burritos and sombreros is gonna cut it. Here’s the ultimate way to arouse envy and loathing: Hazelmail, a new online postcard generator that allows you to upload your own picture, write a message and –with a click of the mouse – mail the masterpiece. Artistic possibilities abound…ie: a you/me split screen juxtaposition (snap of the recipient scraping ice from a windshield, you being basted in oil by the Mexican male model squad).
$1.50 US at www.hazelmail.com
From my weekly travel gear column in Citizen

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Hangin' Two in Puerto Rico

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Hermetic Holidays

Other than lunch at Manchu Wok, there are few redeeming qualities about the xmas shopping mall pilgrimage. Do you really want to rot in the checkout line while the woman in the stained sweatshirt contests the price of an inflatable Rudolph lawn ornament?
Yahoo Gift Guide
Drastic social isolation, a.k.a. online shopping is the answer. My set of gift guides for Yahoo.ca will help you select a pressie for any personality type, and you won’t have to leave the comforting, sane atmosphere of your house. Unfortunately, you will eventually have to venture out: the world isn’t quite ready for Skyped xmas dinners.

REB’S GIFT GUIDE EXTRAVAGANZA
Testosterone
Techie
Jock
Explorer
Gentleman
Chef

Estrogen
Hopeless Romantic
Environmentalist
Geekette
Tomboy
Fashionista

Yahoo Canada

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Holidays' Most Wanted List

By Reb Stevenson
The tree is trimmed. The nuts are mixed. Dad is slumped in the armchair looking grumpy. Hark, it’s Christmastime again! What joy!
Mall Santa
But law-abiding merrymakers are cautioned that among the strands of mini-lights lurks an ominous shadow. The festive season features a cast of unsavoury characters whose sole mission is to cause social discomfort. For your own safety, we encourage you to commit these faces to memory. In the event that you encounter a perpetrator, we have provided suggestions for how to conduct yourself. Or, you can always just run.
View the most wanted list here.
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Those Heaving Bosoms Could be Yours

yournovel
That breathless romp in the crashing surf of a secluded Hawaiian beach? You never got around to it. The clandestine moonlight meeting by Colosseum in Rome? Bah, it was raining. And as for the sexy weekend for two on the ranch…it’s forever in the “maybe next year” holding pen.
Enter the Personalized Romance Novel, the perfect gift for that travel-obsessed couple that dreams of ravishing one another abroad. Choose from 24 pre-formatted stories (a historical high seas fling, a Tahitian tryst and a New Orleans Mardi Gras grope are amongst the offerings), decide on the rating (“wild” or “mild), input 26 personal details about the relationship, upload a photo and presto: a sizzling memento of the trip that never was…or the inspiration for the trip that is to be. $49.95-$119.95 US at www.yournovel.com
From my weekly travel gear column in Citizen
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Everyday Guy Jeans and Artsy Glasses

The Guardian's Weekend magazine

Many Englishfolk I know wake up on Saturday mornings to an assertive hangover. Depending on who/what is occupying the other side of the bed, a healthy dose of regret often enhances the nausea. And the solution is a fry-up washed down with hair of the dog.
I prefer to arise to The Guardian’s Weekend Magazine.

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A Standing Innovation

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She may not have full-blown penis envy, but when nature calls and a girl is squatting awkwardly in a thicket of stinging nettles, you can bet she covets the ability to pee standing up. That’s why the disposable P-Mate, as ridiculous as it looks, is good to have on hand for those outdoorsy moments (or after a late night at the pub, when nary a public toilet is to be found). Resembling a cardboard boat when deployed, it acts as a trough and directs urine in a manageable direction, ie: nowhere near your shoes.
Available online at www.femalefreedom.ca
From my weekly travel gear column in Citizen
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Extra! Extra!

Travel writers love Saturdays!
Here is a round-up of some of my work that has appeared in papers across Canada over the past few weeks.

ST LUCIA: JAW-DROPPING ACCOMMODATION
Reb Stevenson visits Jade Mountain in Soufriere, St. Lucia
A Canadian-born architect’s fantasy comes to life in a whimsical (and oh-so-pricey) hotel in Soufriere, St. Lucia.
Vancouver SunTimes ColonistCitizen National Post Leader Post



ENGLAND: A TIMBERED TOURIST MAGNET
Mermaid Street in Rye, East Sussex. Photo by Reb Stevenson.
Rye’s Mermaid Inn is uber-haunted...by Tudorphiles like me.
BOX SET! Watch my video on Rye here.

Citizen Times ColonistLeader PostStar Phoenix

TORONTO: 37 TAKES ON COOL

The Gladstone Hotel in Toronto
Sick of taupe bedspreads (well, they’re taupe NOW, who knows how they started out?) and drab lighting at chain hotels? The Gladstone Hotel is a bizarre pastiche of artist-designed rooms. Read my story here.


Citizen Vancouver SunEdmonton JournalWindsor StarThe Telegram

MADAGASCAR: THE MOVIE
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Read my interview with writer/directors Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath, who explain how a special trip to Africa inspired the creative team of Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.

Citizen National PostVancouver SunThe Province

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Blasting off on Rocket

Rocket FM in Lewes, East Sussex
I’ll be joining Rupert Lloyd Thomas on Rocket FM in Lewes, East Sussex tonight from 6-7pm GMT to discuss travel, Bonfire Night and all sorts of frivolous trivia.
You can listen live online at
http://www.rocketfm.org.uk/streaming/index.html
We will also dial up Toronto musician friends
Billy Reid and The Human Statues, do a little cross-Atlantic chin wagging and share some of their latest pop offerings.
Do tune in, it will be a blast!
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The Bells of Bergholt

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