BYOS (Bring Your Own Sweat)

Lululemon travel yoga mat
If you’ve ever found yourself attempting a sun salutation in a hotel room, you know that greeting a dirty carpet with the tip of your nose is no way to start the day. There’s also the whole issue of nasty rug burns. Thank goodness for Lululemon’s new ultra-light travel mat. It rolls and folds into more compact shapes than their regular yoga mats, and features an easy-to-clean surface partially made from recycled luon fabric. This is also a useful product to have on hand in case you want to drop in at a local yoga studio but bypass a rendez-vous with an icky communal studio mat.
$38.00 at Lululemon
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The Clouds are Alive...with the Sound of Movies

KickBack iPhone stand from Magellan
Now that chintzy airlines have cut back on everything from pretzels to free checked luggage, it has officially become the era of bring-your-own-entertainment. If solitaire and tic-tac-toe seem a bit stale, try mounting your iPhone or iPod Touch in the KickBack Stand.  The shatterproof case acts much like a picture frame, allowing for hands-free viewing on your tray table. Traction nubs provide extra grip, so the apparatus won’t slip right when you get to that final scene in The Notebook. And you thought you had to say goodbye to weeping openly at 30, 000 feet.
$29.85 US at www.magellans.com
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Gear: Luggage Express

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Affixing wheels to the bottom of suitcases was the luggage industry’s first stroke of genius. And every time we see someone dragging their grandpa’s vintage steamer trunk through the airport, we’re oh-so thankful for this innovation. But, even with the most up-to-date equipment, as soon as you’re juggling multiple bags, a laptop, a latte and a toddler, it’s a challenge to keep things rolling along smoothly.
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The Train Reaction Device is a brilliant, super-portable little tool that allows you to unite two pieces of wheeled luggage, balance them perfectly and tow them with the ease of a single bag. Now all you have to do is get your kids in roller skates and you might be able to use it on them too.
$14.95 US at www.trainreaction.com
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Gear: A Breath of Fresh in the Air

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Gosh it’s wonderful when your sweetheart meets you at the airport! There you are on your flight, sipping the airplane coffee out of one of those itsy bitsy plastic mugs, and you can’t help but fantasize about the moment when you fall into his arms and plant a big sloppy...wait a second, what are you doing sipping coffee??!! Hot, pungent java breath has never appeared in one of Cosmo’s “how to send your man into sexual overdrive” lists. Trouble is brewin’! Next time, pack SuperSmile Quikee, a travel-sized no-brush, no-rinse whitening tooth polish that you can smooth over your teeth with the tip of your tongue right there in your seat. Not only does it remove strains caused by coffee, tea and red wine, it promises to freshen breath, fight cavities...and save relationships.
$20 at www.beautymark.ca
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Gear: Grin Envy

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Canadian-based Tilley Endurables’ new “Briefs with a Grin” for men claim to be smiling. But, really, it’s more like a smirk, isn’t it? These lightweight, moisture-wicking tighty whities are laughing in the faces of women everywhere. Why the taunting? Because they offer the male species an action that gals will never be able to duplicate: quick and easy access to the goods when nature comes a-calling. There’s more, too: the skivvies can be washed in the hotel sink and hung to dry overnight. Plus, they’re sweat, stain, odor and bacteria resistant. Oh they’re so smug!
$20 at www.tilley.com
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Gear: Rest Stop Relief for Moms

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Letting the dog take a big swig of toilet water is one thing. Having your sweet little kiddie fondle a filthy rest-stop john is quite another. Invented by a mother of three who cringed whenever her boys announced they needed to use public restroom facilities, Gotta Go Mitts are disposable, waterproof mittens that will keep a barrier between Junior’s hands and the world’s fetid germs. The gloves are perfect for toddlers between the ages of  two and seven.  Now they can hold the toilet for balance, lift the seat, touch the flush lever or do a manual exam of the bathroom floor with mom’s blessing!
$3.99 US for a package of 20 at www.gottagomitts.com
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Gear: Tress SOS

You’re not high maintenance or anything, but arriving at a hotel only to discover a sachet of dish soap masquerading as “conditioning
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shampoo” makes your hair want to throw a hissy fit. To assuage angry locks, these days you have to bring your own products. With carry-on liquid restrictions in effect, a solid shampoo bar is a cunning choice. LUSH, that fragrant oasis of handmade cosmetics, makes compact bars that are equivalent to 750 ml of regular shampoo – roughly 50 to 80 washes, depending on your hair. Some offer conditioning properties, which is crucial for long tresses on long trips. The yummy smelling Godiva Bar (pictured here), for instance, is packed with macadamia nut oil, shea butter and coconut oil. Eco-maniacs should also note that the bars produce far less waste than plastic mini bottles.
$10.50 at LUSH

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Gear: Check this Out

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Are you checking your luggage or checking a king on your luggage? You’ve got options with Heys’ fun new luggage set called Checkmate. The three-piece set’s funky checkerboard indentations extend beyond simple decoration: the carry-on comes with a full set of chess pieces, enabling you to triumph over waiting-room boredom anywhere and everywhere. The cases are made from 100 per cent
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recycled plastic and feature Heys’ ultra-smooth Spinner Wheel technology so former chess club geeks can glide from opponent to opponent with ease. Measurements for the three pieces are 30, 26 and 21 inches.
$389.97 at www.heys.ca
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Gear: Now Hear This

Are you one of those hip cyclists who pedals down busy city streets with earphones blasting in your aural orifices? Thought so (the bruises gave it away). If repeatedly barreling into pedestrians and getting clipped by cars is
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growing tiresome, consider a neat little gizmo called cy.fi. This rechargeable sports speaker will enable you to hear both your precious music and ambient noise. Cy.fi connects wirelessly to your iPod, mp3 player, iPhone, PDA or Bluetooth-enabled cell phone, picking up a signal from up to 30 feet away. Mounting brackets are included, so you can attach it to your bike, stroller, backpack, etc. Waterproof and portable, cy.fi is also ideal for traveling – what better way to share the gift of Celine Dion with a bunch of newfound Russian friends in a train compartment?
$149 US (Bluetooth version) and $159 US (iPod version) at www.mycyfi.com
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Like dry cleaning...for your head.

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Much to the consternation of modern day Rapunzels, some hotels haven’t clued in to the fact that a hair dryer is a travel necessity. And the January morning you take your sopping head upon a walking tour of Oslo, you, too, will understand that popsicle head is a hairstyle that should be reserved for snowmen. In situations like these, it’s wiser to whip out a can of Batiste Dry Shampoo – a spray that claims to absorb dirt and other cosmetic products, leaving hair clean and soft. Batiste’s new fragrance, Blush, is an ultra-feminine floral scent combining notes of Red Hibiscus, Orange, Freesia and other pretty aromas. The waterless shampoo may also come in handy for camping, long drives, and getting hopelessly lost in the desert.
$8.99 at Zellers.
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Not Paying a Princely Sum

Canadian travel writer Reb Stevenson attends a special function at Buckingham Palace in London, England.

The classic double-decker bus drove right past the hordes of tourists and parked itself right there in Buckingham Palace’s front yard. I realize that might seem kind of redneckish. But hey, we’re talking about London’s fanciest home here.
Off the bus clomped a crew of travel journalists, most of whom are not accustomed to wearing heels (myself included).
For two hours only, we were part of the royal court, invited to a special reception with
Prince Philip (that bloke who shagged Queen Elizabeth and created the quotable wonder that is Prince Charles) upon the occasion of his 88th birthday.
I was initially excited by the exclusive invitation. Then my thoughts turned to red-light blinking, siren shrieking, run-for-cover terror, as I remembered that, as a travel journalist, I possess the bank account of a travel journalist. My Balenciaga was somewhere around, oh, let’s see...(converting to British pounds here)...ZERO.
However, England’s wealth of
cheap and fashionable clothing stores became this Cinderella’s fairy godmother. Some careful hunting produced this outfit, which rang in under $100. In other news, I’m relieved to report I was not arrested by the Buckingham fashion police.
Here’s a breakdown:
Dress, H&M: $40
Sweater, New Look: $30
Hat, Primark: $12

For more on my visit with The Duke of Edinburgh, stay tuned for an upcoming video...

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Windbreaker 2009

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Unless you’re aboard the Maid of the Mist gawking at Niagara Falls with a gaggle of equally tacky tourists, those disposable plastic ponchos tend to be a fashion faux-pas. But then again, lugging a cumbersome rain slicker just in case is a packing faux-pas. So we were all aflutter when we found Lululemon’s Invisible Cloak, a stylish update on the classic windbreaker. The water-repellent garment weighs but half a pound, fits in your purse and, unlike the plastic poncho, looks even cooler when belted.
$138 at Lululemon.
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Fine Dining a La Recession

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Recession taking a big ol' bite out of your travel fund? Not to worry! Believe it or not, you can trim excess costs with this plastic knife here. The Rick Steves Picnic Set will help you sail past expensive restaurants and into the local grocery store. What could be nicer than treating your palate to an al fresco lunch of fresh bread, cheese and local wine in a romantic city park, anyway? (We're going to let you go on believing there are no ants or doggy doo in Europe.) The set contains a nearly indestructible cutlery set for two, plus a corkscrew. When it comes time to wash, just fill the case with soapy water and shake!
$9.95 U.S. at www.ricksteves.com
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Sandman Spray

Deep Sleep Dreamy Mist
Paris, 2.a.m.: you wake up with a start - eyes wide as saucers - and seem to be craving a gigantic steak dinner. You, my friend, have become a victim of the unforgiving beast that is jet lag. You can either stare into the dark, humming Au Clair de La Lune until you go completely insane (far more likely than falling asleep) or try a remedy like The Body Shop’s Deep Sleep Pillow and Body Mist. Laced with soothing scents like camomile, jujube date, geranium, juniper and patchouli, it claims to ease insomnia and promote a more restful sleep. Spritz it on your pillow and “bursts of active fragrance” are released throughout the night. What’s that? Still hungrier than an army? We’ll have a word with the Body Shop about a beef scented pillow spray and get back to you.  
$16.85 at The Body Shop


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Coffee Caddy

Swine flu this, swine flu that. Everybody is so busy discussing swine flu that the true pandemic du jour is
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slipping under the radar. We’re talking Starbucksitis here folks. Symptoms include 24/7 coffee breath, attempted use of the word “venti” in the real world and a cup permanently affixed to one’s palm. Gripped by separation anxiety, sufferers usually make a point of toting a gigantic beverage on a long-haul flight. But where to put the awkward vessel? Try a Cup Pilot. It attaches to the tray table whether opened or closed, folds to stow in a pouch and can also grip the seat back or a suitcase. In the event of turbulence, it acts like a seatbelt for your java. However, please note that Cup Pilot accepts no responsibility should your caffeine buzz come to a crash landing.
$19.85 US at www.magellans.com
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The Man in the Khaki Hat

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Want to hear about a hat trick? Alex Tilley turned a single hat into a travel wear empire that spans 18 countries and 2,600 stores.
In 1980, Ontario-born Tilley was just an amateur sailor with a thorn in his side: his hat kept hitching a ride in the wind.
So, purely as a hobby, he set about designing his own stay-put headwear.
He teamed up with a milliner, a seamstress and a sail maker. The original Tilley Hat was born and before long other sailors wanted one, too.
Tilley also designed a pair of sailing shorts with a reinforced rear, but those were a bit of a flop. But then a man asked him to create a similar pair of pants - not for sailing, but for travel. From that moment, it was anchor’s aweigh for Tilley Endurables.
Now there are six family-owned Tilley-brand stores in Canada (the flagship store is on Don Mills Road) and the hats come in 30 styles, 9 fabrics, 13 sizes and 24 colours.
The Star recently sat down for a chin wag with the man in the khaki hat.
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Ask the Mask

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The “salad” is 90 per cent rubber (formerly known as cucumber). The lasagna is hotter than molten lava. And good luck penetrating that glacial butter with your plastic knife. Even so, you’re secretly looking forward to that tray of airplane cuisine. We all are. That’s why it’s a bummer when sleep threatens to deprive us of the one joy of air travel. Enter the Undercover Traveler by Canadian company My Tagalongs. It’s a blanket. It’s socks. It’s a pillow. It’s an eye mask. But the icing on the cake is the cheeky little bilingual messages that you can attach to the latter. Heavy sleepers should go with “Do Not Disturb.” For the rest of us, there’s “I Wake for Food.”
$30 at www.mytagalongs.com
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Operation: Unfrump

Reb Stevenson wears an outfit from Lululemon that she thinks would do for a long plane ride.Reb Stevenson wears an outfit from Tilley Endurables that would be good for sightseeing in the city.Reb Stevenson wears a travel dress from Patagonia that would be ideal for a more formal event.
By Reb Stevenson
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Fashion: it’s a dirty word amongst “Real” Travellers.
Real Travellers rise above the vanity. Real Travellers pack light. Real Travellers don schlubby khaki shirts as they focus on virtuous things like broadening cultural horizons.
Real Travellers look like crap.
Lest you think I’m judging from the sidelines, let me tell you about the time I alternated between two pairs of pants for six months. 
The low point was Rome. Sleek Italian women graced any old sidewalk with the style prowess of Iman on the catwalk while I clomped around in hiking shoes and droopy cargo pants that - after two months of continuous wear – were starting to serve as a scrapbook of souvenir stains from my trip.
Even the men looked prettier than me. Ouch.
Then again, nobody wants to be that ditzy fashionista who packs a wardrobe-on-wheels for one night of camping.
Practicality counts. Hidden compartments, zip-off sleeves and quick-drying fabrics are beneficial.
But the fundamental problem with purpose-made travel clothing is that it usually makes you look like you’re either on safari or kayaking.
However, there’s good news: nowadays travel togs can be both
flattering and functional. You just need to know where to look and how to pack. Read More...
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Jet Pack Mentality

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Alongside passports and clean undies, laptops are fast becoming essential travel gear. Unfortunately, that Bee-Gees era carry on bag is not going to ensure that your precious techno-cargo is stayin’ alive during jostling and manhandling. Lug Travel’s brand new Jet Pack backpack is designed to
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transport a laptop with style and ease. It’s padded, has tons of pockets (including a side water bottle carrier), and comes in eight colours. Backpack look too kiddie for you? The straps fold in so you can wear it as a messenger bag instead.
$79.99 at Capital City Luggage (1337 Wellington Street West in Ottawa) or online at www.lugtravel.com
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Pillow Fight!

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BY REB STEVENSON
What's the most frustrating thing about plane travel? It's not the delays. It's not passengers who don't wipe the basin as a courtesy. And it's not that awful chicken wrap that appears on all of Air Canada's flights nowadays.
It's the sleep. Or, more accurately, the lack thereof. Ever since my very first flight (a red eye), I've envied those gifted sleepers who doze off during the safety demonstration and wake up refreshed upon touchdown.
My attempts to do the same end up in whiplash and embarrassing drool art on my T-shirt. So I embarked on a quest to find the best travel pillow, testing each of them on a real flight. Here are the results.
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Comfort Travel Pillow
Description: It's the classic horseshoe travel pillow that everyone defaults to at the airport.
Cost: $19.85 U.S. at www.magellans.com
Pros: Cheap. Snuggly fabric. Inflatable so you can easily store it in your carry-on.
Cons: Unnatural angle means a big pain in the neck.
Verdict: You're really lucky if the horseshoe works for you.
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Komfort Kollar
Description: A pillow that looks like a cervical collar.
Cost: $27.85 U.S. from www.magellans.com
Pros: Prevents your head from bobbing in any direction. Deflates and stows in a pocket-sized pouch.
Cons: You appear to have suffered through a terrible accident.
Verdict: Surprisingly effective.
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Nap Sac
Description: A 2-in-1 blanket and pillow. When the blanket comes out, the case becomes a cover for the inflatable pillow.
Cost: $28 at Chapters or online at www.lugtravel.com
Pros: Ultra soft. Blanket makes airline-issued covers look like rags.
Cons: Pillow is a simple square and offers none of the neck-cradling you crave.
Verdict: Might suffice for a nap-on-the-go if you can prostrate yourself somewhere (ie: the airport, if not the aisle of the plane itself).
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Neckii Pillow
Description: A small foam device that wedges between your neck and the seat.
Cost: $19.85 U.S. at www.magellans.com
Pros: Handy clip fastens the pillow to your bag.
Cons: It's awkward and stiff, and everybody asks why you're bringing a free weight on the plane.
Verdict: Dumb dumbbell.
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TravelRest
Description: A long, vertical pillow that tethers to the seatback and seatbelt.
Cost: $29.99 at www.travelrest.net
Pros: Innovative design provides support for your head at a natural angle. Deflates and rolls up into a small scroll.
Cons: Switching sides is a big ordeal.
Verdict: Easier to sink into than the other options.
And the winner is ...
Komfort Kollar, because it eliminates the dreaded forward head-bob. Also, if worn in the waiting lounge and accompanied by self-pitying moans, you may score priority boarding.
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Paws and Take a Deep Breath

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Of course you want to maintain your yoga practice on vacation (especially if “vacation” really means “buffet free-for-all”). But stuffing an awkward yoga mat into your backpack is more likely to invoke the sound “ow” than “om.” To execute downward dogging on the road, try a pair of innovative Yoga Paws. A set of gloves and slippers made from eco-friendly yoga mat material, they provide the grip and padding necessary for most postures without adding extra bulk to your luggage.
$34.95 US at www.yogapaws.com
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Pack This! But if you don't, Bring This!

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There’s nothing quite like that sudden loss of altitude in the pit of your stomach when you get to the airport, reach into your pocket for your passport, and extract only a wad of lint and an old penny. Since pre-trip checklists are a necessary evil, go with a professional version: Knock Knock’s Pack This! Notepad. It’s got all the bases covered, from casual (nail file, chewing gum) to compulsory (tickets, underwear). That way, you can forget only one thing: your worries.
$7.00 US at www.knockknockstuff.com
Urban Aid Arrival Survival Kit
You’ve finally flown across the country to see your long-distance snookums. The only sightseeing you care to do is from his bed. But you’re jolted out of your reverie when the baggage carousel grinds to a halt, and you are still empty handed. Bag loss = no personal hygiene for you! In the event of such a crisis, it’s good to have something like the Arrival Survival Kit on hand. This ingenious little trousseau includes a t-shirt, underwear, cotton swabs, cotton balls, an emery board, a razor, deodorant, a toothbrush and toothpaste, and a packet of pain reliever (because you know that bitching at the airline going to be a headache).
$39 US at www.urbanaid.com
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Wino Forever

Wine Skin from Magellans
Winos who simply cannot do without their precious fermented grape juice needn’t slum it on the road. The latest Magellan’s catalogue offers all the elements you need to assemble a full sommelier survival kit. Packable Wine Glasses with unscrewable stems for easy storage combined with an Inflatable Wine Bucket enable civilized consumption even in the most savage settings. The adhesive Label Lift system allows you to save labels as mementoes. And – last but not least – padded Wine Skin swathes and seals bottles in transit. Because “broken glass with a luggage carousel finish” is not how you want to describe your Shiraz.
From $9.85 to $14.85 US at www.magellans.com
Label Lift from Magellans
Inflatable Wine Bucket and travel wine glasses from Magellans

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Best New Gear of '08

The Ottawa Citizen asked me to put together a list of the best new travel gear of ’08. Here is what I coughed up:
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The Flip Ultra Video Camera
What it is: A compact, cell-phone shaped video camera that records 60 minutes of digital footage. A built-in USB arm connects the gadget directly to your computer, which means one less wire in your frightening “techsessories” drawer.
Why it makes the list: It’s super portable, cheap enough to abuse and the single red button (record, duh) eliminates a lot of confusion. Watch out, YouTube, granny’s got a Flip!
What it costs: $159.99
Where to get it: Future Shop, Best Buy and Wal-Mart
 
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What it is: An inflatable travel pillow that’s shaped like an extended comma. Sling the tether cord over the seat back on an airplane or car and cuddle the cushion.
Why it makes the list: The typical horseshoe travel pillow still leaves you feeling like your head is forming a right angle with your torso. This innovative device keeps your noggin upright. Bonus: when deflated it takes up minimal space in your luggage.
What it costs: $29.99
Where to get it: Capital City Luggage, 1337 Wellington Street West
 
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Better Energy Systems Solio Classic Solar Charger
What it is: Tap into that big ball o’ burning gas and power up cameras, cell phones, mp3 players and GPS devices on the road. One hour of sun yields 20 minutes of talk time or 50 minutes of music on your iPod.
Why it makes the list: Flashpacking (tech-laden backpacking) is cool, and that “Morocco On Foot” blog is lookin’ mighty fine. But, sadly, hauling a ten-pound adapter supply through the Sahara is no mirage. 
What it costs: $101 (yes you read that right, they just couldn’t shave off that extra dollar)
Where to get it: Mountain Equipment Co-Op
 
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What it is: The world’s smallest portable luggage scale, its digital display measures up to 110 lbs.
Why it makes the list: Because weight loss is always in. Especially when airlines are getting stricter with baggage allowances, you’re traveling to that S&M conference, and the clerk is asking you to remove weighty items from your bag as impatient co-travelers in the queue rubberneck.
What it costs: $30
Where to get it: Ottawa Leather Goods, 179 Sparks Street
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Let it Snow(Flake)

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It’s the latest term in travel: FLASHPACKING, the art of traveling with tons of tech. Flashpackers struggle with lugging around too much gear: laptops, cameras, BlackBerrys…not to mention those cumbersome egos. But for the transmitting traveller, a big old microphone and stand is really pushing it. To ensure crystal-clear audio on the road, the new BlueMic Snowflake Portable USB Mic provides professional results in one stylish, compact product. Now Skyping, iChatting, podcasting or just being a pervert and recording the thunderous noises coming from the next hotel room is a breeze.
$59.00 at Steve’s Music (www.stevesmusic.com)

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Hazelmail

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It’s January. You’re sun worshipping in Mexico. Your mission is to make friends and family back at home feel as crappy as possible.
You need the right postcard.
No faded pic of burritos and sombreros is gonna cut it. Here’s the ultimate way to arouse envy and loathing: Hazelmail, a new online postcard generator that allows you to upload your own picture, write a message and –with a click of the mouse – mail the masterpiece. Artistic possibilities abound…ie: a you/me split screen juxtaposition (snap of the recipient scraping ice from a windshield, you being basted in oil by the Mexican male model squad).
$1.50 US at www.hazelmail.com
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Those Heaving Bosoms Could be Yours

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That breathless romp in the crashing surf of a secluded Hawaiian beach? You never got around to it. The clandestine moonlight meeting by Colosseum in Rome? Bah, it was raining. And as for the sexy weekend for two on the ranch…it’s forever in the “maybe next year” holding pen.
Enter the Personalized Romance Novel, the perfect gift for that travel-obsessed couple that dreams of ravishing one another abroad. Choose from 24 pre-formatted stories (a historical high seas fling, a Tahitian tryst and a New Orleans Mardi Gras grope are amongst the offerings), decide on the rating (“wild” or “mild), input 26 personal details about the relationship, upload a photo and presto: a sizzling memento of the trip that never was…or the inspiration for the trip that is to be. $49.95-$119.95 US at www.yournovel.com
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A Standing Innovation

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She may not have full-blown penis envy, but when nature calls and a girl is squatting awkwardly in a thicket of stinging nettles, you can bet she covets the ability to pee standing up. That’s why the disposable P-Mate, as ridiculous as it looks, is good to have on hand for those outdoorsy moments (or after a late night at the pub, when nary a public toilet is to be found). Resembling a cardboard boat when deployed, it acts as a trough and directs urine in a manageable direction, ie: nowhere near your shoes.
Available online at www.femalefreedom.ca
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Gear Bonanza

I must confess I’ve been very lax lately when it comes to blogging about gear. Wish they’d invent some kind of gadget to do it for me...
In any case, here is the sum of my Ottawa Citizen travel gizmo column from the past month:

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I know what you’re thinking, snobby bookworm: baggage allowances these days really flip the bird at traditional old tomes. The last time you tried to haul your library of hardcover classics onto the plane, you were read the riot act. What the Dickens?! Well, if you can’t beat them, get the jetBook. The handheld digital device is smaller than a paperback but holds 1,000 books (40 classics are pre-installed, you can download the rest online) and the battery lasts for 20 hours. Font size is adjustable to accommodate “experienced” eyes. jetBook also supports non-literary files like photos and MP3’s, in case you want to slum it with the plebs for a few minutes.
$349 US at www.magellans.com

Designer Luggage Tags

They say black goes with everything. Unfortunately, on a luggage carousel it coordinates a little too well with everyone else’s bags. If you find yourself feebly thinking: “I’m pretty sure mine had three zippers…” you may have scored yourself a strangers’ dirty laundry grab bag.
Want to say: “you’re it!” with complete confidence? Then play tag!
Set your stuff apart with a funky new luggage tag. There are loads of options to choose from, including bees, cats, leopard prints, etc.
Failing that, just tie a pair of threadbare undies to the handle. That should get the point across, too.
L’il Lewis Animal Tags $14.99
Amazing Accessories Cat Tag $6.99
Belle Hop Fashion Luggage Tag $2.25
All at Capital City Luggage (1337 Wellington Street West).

Heys xScale

Nobody likes to be looked square in the eye and told point-blank that they’re overweight. But this happens all too often at the airport check-in desk. And sometimes there isn’t even enough time for an impromptu garage sale. Shed this weighty issue by assessing your bags with the xScale by Heys. The world’s smallest portable luggage scale, its digital display measures up to 110 lbs so you can spare yourself the embarrassment of publicly extracting questionable goods from your bag. What were you thinking, bringing that pet rock, anyway?
$30 at Ottawa Leather Goods, Ottawa Leather Goods (179 Sparks Street)

The quikPod, a gadget that makes self-portraits a heck of a lot easier.

In Rembrandt’s day, the self-portrait was a respectable work of art. Today your average self-portrait is achieved by turning a crappy point-and-shoot inward and–too often -succeeding only in immortalizing a distorted chunk of arm. But a stroke of brilliance from a Toronto inventor means no more severed foreheads, distorted schnozes and the like. It’s called Quik Pod: a handheld, extendible tripod that gives you that extra space you need to get the perfect “look, we posed at the Eiffel Tower!” shot. A built-in mirror helps you compose your image. Extra bonus: no more asking photographically-challenged strangers to take your pic.
$24.99 US at
www.quikpod.com. Also available at Black’s Photography.
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Up, Up and Away!

Reb Stevenson and her long-haul flight wardrobe
Goodbye Kensington Market, hello Kensington Palace!

Today marks the first day of my two-month travel writing blitz through England. Over the coming weeks, I’ll be rambling through the South Downs near Brighton, wading up to my eyeballs in manure as I partake of the WWOOF scheme on four organic farms and getting third degree burns at England’s largest bonfire night celebration on the fifth of November.

While I’m writing mostly for publication, I intend to keep this blog updated with little snippets, photos and videos. Plus, while a newspaper is equipped with sensible editors, a blog provides the opportunity to swear, be crass and overindulge in pathetic navel gazing that nobody cares about.

As I am about to board my British Airways flight to Heathrow, I thought I’d riff a little on FLIGHT WARDROBE.

First of all, anyone who wears jeans on a long-haul flight is a lunatic. Or maybe some people have a penchant for deep crease marks in their groin.

Here are my long-haul flight fashion tips:
1) Wear the most comfortable pants you can find. Lululemon has never failed me (see above).
2) Forget underwear. You don’t sleep in it in your bed, so you won’t feel comfortable trying to snooze in it on the plane, either (but sshhhh...keep this detail to yourself, this is not an ice breaker to use on a seat mate).
3) Layer! Layer! Layer! Today I am wearing a tank top, a short-sleeved hoodie and a jacket. Planes are notoriously chilly.
4) Open-toed shoes: are you crazy? (I’m staring at a dude with exposed piggies as we speak. Guaranteed that halfway through the flight he’s shivering and swathing his popsicle toes in the airline-issued blanket).
5) Sweater vests: a must if you’re on Stephen Harper’s campaign jet.

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Flip Service

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You thought it would be cool if your vaycay in The Holy City coincided with a music festival. But - by golly – you’ve really lucked out: it’s the second coming of Christ! What’s running through your mind? The possibility of eternal damnation? Mild surprise because he’s sporting a stylish goatee instead of a full beard?
No – you’re thinking: “how fast can I get this on YouTube?”
Savvy techie travelers whip out a Flip Ultra Video camera. Lightweight and shaped like a cell phone, The Flip records 60 minutes of high quality digital footage. A minimal number of buttons means no Spielberg talents required. The best part: a built-in USB arm so you can quickly upload your video before Jesus uploads you to heaven.
Comes in black or green and is available for $158.64 at Wal-Mart or online at www.theflip.com

FROM MY WEEKLY TRAVEL GEAR COLUMN IN Citizen

YES! This product has been tested and approved by REB

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One Night Stand

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Packing for a sleepover was a cinch when you were under 12: pajamas, fresh undies and enough sour candy to make your tongue bleed was sufficient. As an adult, the plot thickens. Even for just one night, you need a bag that can accommodate your dentures, knitting supplies and toupee! Luckily, there is an answer: The Lug Puddle Jumper Overnight Bag. An ideal size for a short jaunt, it’s laden with separate compartments, including a nifty nook that keeps your dirty orthotics (or running shoes, if you’ve still got your knees) isolated from the rest of your junk. It comes in a dazzling array of hues and, bonus: Lug is Canadian!
$75 online at www.lugtravel.com

FROM MY WEEKLY TRAVEL GEAR COLUMN IN Citizen
YES! This product has been tested and approved by REB

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